Coca-cola. Is there anybody in this Nigeria, or the world infact that can actually say he/she has never taken a coke,fanta, or sprite in his life? (New born babies are excluded from this question). Every household you go to.. The ‘entertainment’ of choice is a bottle of coke (by coke I mean coke, fanta, sprite and all products under the umbrella of d coca-cola company.. We all know I’m a lazy typer abeg) accompanied by some benign snack or if ure lucky, a home-cooked meal. Its one of d cheapest, most sensible drinks u can get for under 100 naira or 75cents(in a bottle) and its pretty filling.
That said and done.. You don’t think its a little fishy that no event can take place without a Coke bottle in sight?… Not even something as inconsequential as having a guest over, or even your friends over… U guys chill with a bottle of coke.
Coke is on its way to world-domination(if they aren’t there already) what Adolf Hitler and Napoleon tried to get with war and bloodshed,With a portfolio of more than 3,500 beverages, from diet and regular sparkling beverages to still beverages such as 100 percent fruit juices and fruit drinks, waters, sports and energy drinks, teas and coffees, and milk-and soy-based beverages, their variety spans the globe. Coke is well on its way to achieving global domination.
You don’t believe me? Here’s some food for thought:
1. When you go to the club.. U take vodka+coke.. Or any other alcholic beverage with coke
2. When you go for a wedding, naming, burial.. The very first thing that is served, is Coke.
3. Even their ‘mottos or slogans’ or whatever.. Veer towards domination.
Sprite – “OBEY your thirst” …
Coke – “ALWAYS Coca-cola” ..
Fanta – “Share the FUN” (this is a subliminal message that means without fanta, it isn’t as much fun).
4. Let’s not forget no matter how stylishly they increase their prices… Nobody complains.. They just go “ehen? Coke is now 60naira? Imagine! Okay give me 2bottles”…
5. They have distinctly shaped bottles that they wanted to be recognized even in the dark.
6. During most fights, its coke bottles that are mostly used for the stabbings
7. Old school ‘security fencing’ involved using shards of broken coke bottles to line your fence so intruders don’t find a spot to place their hands. ( See how they have veered from the business of thirst to security now?)
8. When u want to buy bottled water, the first thing that comes to your mind is EVA water.
I believe coke can wipe out the world if they so choose.. Japan and Iraq are there building nuclear weapons of mass destruction.. Wasting their time.. All Coca-cola has to do is stylishly increase their “coca” (cocaine) in their drinks.. Get people more addicted than they already are.. And then in one batch.. Put in a lethal poison.. And Voila! The 6billion people on the planet have been reduced to 1million… Ok 5million..
With these few points of mine, I hope I have been able to make you see that Coca-cola … Has an ulterior motive for the world and very soon bad people’ll use them for their nefarious means.
Doesn’t mean I won’t drink coke again sha..
